Today I am kinda sad. My daddy got in a car accident on his way to work yesty morning less than a block from our house. He is OKAY thank pugness! The car on the other hand hurts and it's sick. No pics, we didn't have time to take them between running back & forth to the scene and home.
Daddy was at a stop sign in the right lane and in the left lane there was a big scary 18 wheeler truck. The 18 wheeler truck turned right, clipped the driver's side of daddy's door and one of it's 18 wheels started running over the door but then the driver of the 18 wheeler knew he had hit something and stopped, thank pugness or daddy wouldn't of been alright. Meanwhile daddy was still stationary at the stop sign while it was happening waiting till it was okay to go! Oh my pug we were scared when he called! Mama said daddy is very lucky. We are sad because daddy could of been very hurt. He called us as soon as it happened and she ran (with me! and in pajamas and two sweaters and yesterday's hair do) up the street to make sure he was okay. Then we got there and we had to go back to get something for daddy, and mama & I ran back home and she left me home in my crate. So I got even more sad because I was crated. I was so happy to see daddy was okay when he came home. Now the car is at some strange place and they have to assess it then fix it, so I will miss some doggle park trips in the mean time.
Mama mumbled something about Christmas and this happening so close to Christmas and then I heard more mumblings about hoping Percy gets lots of presents and more more mumbling about deductible (whatever that is...), so I am really hoping this supposed Santa Pug finds me this year. She mumbles stuff about Santa Pug only bringing gifts to good pugs, and not cheese demon, juicy pug farting bad puglets, kinda like cookies - bad pugs don't get cookies and treats but good pugs do, then there is another rule which confuses me - everytime I potty outside I come in and eat a cookie. Potty outside = cookie regardless if I am good or bad. Perhaps I need to eat more so I can turn into a cute poop machine who gets cookies a lot regardless of behavior....hmmm..... or I could do cute tricks like shake paw in the meantime for treats will I'm working on becoming a pro poop machine.